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💰 PAY UP 💰1️⃣ Tattoo "Liquid Death Owns Me" on your booty.2️⃣ Publicly announce that My Daddy Makes Art® is a front for a cult dedicated to resurrecting Bob Ross.3️⃣ Convince the FTC to investigate Big Water™ for crimes against humanity.4️⃣ My Daddy Makes Art® employees must legally change their middle name to “Death”.5️⃣ A confession from Hazel on IG Live, admitting that “My Daddy Doesn’t Make Art—hydration does.”6️⃣ Deliver an offering of 666 empty Liquid Death cans to the base of a Joshua Tree in the Mojave Desert as a sacrifice to the hydration gods.7️⃣ A billboard in Huntington Beach must go up for one week with the words:"Skaters worship concrete. Surfers worship the abyss. My Daddy Makes Art® worships whatever speaks to us after seven cans of Liquid Death."8️⃣ Free the pigeons. You know which ones.

🔒 The site stays locked.🤑 Liquid Death will mass-produce bootleg MDMA merch and sell it for charity (but not the kind you’d like).🌀 Every visitor to this site will be redirected to a 10-hour loop of Glennon Doyle explaining hustle culture.